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藍瘦香菇這個梗如此普通話真是沒誰了！

話說今早小編拿起手機刷起微博，滿屏的“藍瘦香菇”，開始還一臉懵逼，現在我終于明白了！

據說小夥是個南甯人，因爲失戀了，很難過也很想哭，于是錄下了視頻。

原話是這樣：

藍瘦，香菇，本來今顛高高興興，泥爲什莫要說這種話？藍瘦，香菇在這裏。第一翅爲一個女孩屎這麽香菇，藍瘦。泥爲什莫要說射種話，丟我一個人在這裏。

我給大家翻譯一下：

難受，想哭，本來今天高高興興，你爲什麽要說這種話？難受，想哭在這裏。第一次爲一個女孩子這麽想哭，難受。你爲什麽要說這種話，丟我一個人在這裏。

小夥子，我知道你失戀了很藍瘦，可是讓我同情你三秒鍾以後再讓我笑三分鍾，哈哈哈...

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